Check Out These Sick Billiard Tables Taking Over The 'Gram

Cue up your feeds, folks, because some major billiard realness is taking over Instagram lately. We're talking unexpected colours, wild shapes, and insane details. All served with a side of 8-ball coolness. Get ready to gap your mind at 5 of the hottest billiard table glow-ups we've ever laid eyes on. #NoFilterNeeded

Key Takeaways

• Innovative Design and Aesthetics: Each table, from the "Unicorn Skin" to the "Steampunk," showcases unique designs, ranging from ombre fades with LED lighting to working clock gears, offering a visual feast beyond traditional billiards.
• Exclusivity and Craftsmanship: Limited-edition creations like the "Tree Slice" Natural Table, made from centuries-old oak, demonstrate exclusivity and high craftsmanship, emphasizing the uniqueness of each piece.
• Advanced Features for Enhanced Experience: Tables are equipped with features like RGB lighting, secret storage spaces, and integrated bench seating, enhancing the user experience beyond standard billiard tables.
• High-End Investment: With prices from €7,500 to €18,500, these tables are positioned as luxury investments, reflecting their exceptional quality and distinctive design elements.
• Diversity in Themes and Materials: The range includes various themes (e.g., unicorn-inspired, ancient Egyptian) and materials (like reclaimed wood, and Brazilian rosewood), catering to diverse tastes and interior design preferences.

 The "Unicorn Skin" Table

Price: €7,500

 Remember when unicorns were just mythical creatures found in fantasy books and Lisa Frank trapper keepers? Well in 2023, unicorns are freaking everywhere, including the billiard scene. Case in point: this stunning "Unicorn Skin" pool table. With its purple-to-blue ombre fade and rainbow crystal trim, it looks like a Lisa Frank unicorn came to life and turned itself into sports equipment.

The coolest part? The LED lights underneath can glow any color you choose. We're talking full rainbow realness. Plus, it has fancy leather pockets instead of gross old plastic. And the whole thing is made from reclaimed wood, so you can feel good about that. Will this mystical billiard beauty steal your heart? Only one way to find out. Cue up the blistering "Barbie Girl" remix and take this glamorous gal for a spin!

This unicorn-inspired pool table gives off major mermaid vibes too. Can’t you just picture Ariel and Flounder hanging out seaside, sipping drinks with tiny umbrellas and taking turns breaking? The smooth reclaimed wood finish is perfect for flipping your fins across. Or resting your shell bra on while chalking up your cue.

And talk about ideal lighting for checking out Prince Eric’s dreamy eyes or Ursula’s creepy tentacles. Set the LEDs to ocean blue or seafoam green and get transported under the sea in no time! Whether you’re a unicorn lover or a little mermaid fan, this table sparkles.

The "Tree Slice" Natural Table

Price: €12,000

If unicorns aren't your vibe, maybe you'd prefer Mother Nature's finest work instead. Feast your eyes on the "Tree Slice" billiard table. Made from a gigantic cross-section of a 200-year-old oak tree, it's like playing pool in the coolest treehouse ever.

The smooth natural rings and whorls of the wood are stained rich ebony. Then it's embedded with crystals, illuminated from within by discreet lighting. As if that wasn't zen enough, there's even an attached bench carved right out of the slab. Just try and resist running your hands over the silky oak as you line up your shot. We dare you.

When you sink the 8-ball on this organic masterpiece, don't be surprised if you hear an actual mic drop sound effect from the forest.

We can picture a wise old forest wizard handcrafting this natural wonder after gathering materials during an afternoon stroll. He carefully polishes the smelly oak with magic dust until it shines like a hematite. Then gracefully levitates crystals into place with his gnarled wizard staff. A few whispered woodworking spells later - poof - tree slice billiard table!

Go ahead, lean in and take a deep sniff of this wood. Don't be shocked if it smells like fresh rainfall or morning dew on clover. We're betting there's more than a few magical secrets hidden in the rings of this wondrous tree table. Maybe it’ll even grant you three pool wishes if you believe it!

The Pyramid Table

 Price: €18,500

 Forget what your geometry teacher said. Some shapes are way cooler than others. Enter the pyramid pool table. With its towering shape, black facets and crimson felt, it's what we imagine the billiard rooms of Egyptian pharaohs looked like. A majestic centrepiece that cries out for a velvet cloak and a golden crown.

The sublime shape isn’t just for hypnotizing peasants, either. It creates a wraparound playing experience, so more people can view the game from all angles. Check out those flashy inlays of lapis lazuli, malachite and amber making everything pop!

But the real magic happens when you press a section to reveal secret storage space. The perfect spot to hide your golden scepter or sarcophagus. All hail the pyramid table! clap emoji sound effect

Legends speak of a Billiards Pharaoh who once ruled ancient Egypt, way before King Tut or that Cleopatra chick. It’s said he demanded the four walls of his royal playroom be torn down - and in their place, a giant pyramid be built instead! Why? For better geometry AND sick angles, of course.

With the help of 100 slaves, his vision was finally achieved. The mammoth pyramid was constructed by stacking heavy blocks etched with hieroglyphics. Lapis Lazuli was meticulously carved into sacred scarab beetles and embedded within. As a finishing touch, the Pharaoh’s viziers even had an artisan craft a secret vault to keep the golden billiard balls safe from intruders. When he finally played billiards inside the breathtaking structure, tears of joy streamed down his face as bagpipe music filled the air!

The Wall of Balls Table

Price: €9,300

Its see-through material lets you gaze into its inner workings like a crystal ball. While exterior LEDs cast a trippy glow across the surface, like billiard northern lights.

When you're ready to play, a tempered glass top ensures things stay nice and flat. Then it's time to rack ‘em up and send your friends’ solids straight down the waterfall of defeat! laughs maniacally while rubbing hands together

Forget lava lamps or zen water fountains. This nonstop ball action is our new happy place! Even as we type this, we’ve got lo-fi hip hop beats playing as we stare deeply into the cascade of shiny spheres. The mesmerizing movement stirs our souls as ideas bubble to the surface of our minds. eyes glaze over blissfully

Some say if you relax into alpha brainwaves and become one with the flowing balls, you’ll unlock a deeper spiritual plane. We’ll be busy testing that theory as the clacking percussion massages our brain, driving inspiration through our pen like a mystical billiard muse!  Don’t be shocked if our next blog posts achieve Pulitzer status thanks to this modern marvel. Namaste, Wall of Balls! bows down gracefully.

The Steampunk Table

Price: €16,200

Last but not least, all aboard the S.S. Hipster! If you dig penny farthings, handlebar staches and artisanal leatherwork, then this steampunk-style billiard table will make you swoon harder than a Victorian maiden.

It combines industrial piping, exposed gears, distressed wood and other vintage vibes. With special details like coin slot leather pockets and felt made from recycled jackets. And the working clock face on the side isn't just for show - it tells time!

When your moustache wax begins wilting, take a breather along the side drink rails or built-in storage nooks. No monocle is required to see how cool this old-timey table is. Just make sure to shout “Capital!” after each shot. hoists comically tiny umbrella drink.

We can picture the quirky inventor behind this steam-powered beauty, busily making modifications in his airship workshop. He harnesses lightning to power the internal clockwork gears, which he scavenged off a giant owl automaton. Then carefully chisels decorative filigree to frame the timepiece face, whistling a jaunty vaudeville tune.

After much tinkering with odd parts and whimsical embellishments, the steampunk masterpiece goes full steam ahead! Now his airship laboratory doubles as a recreational lounge for his crew, who eagerly form an 8-ball league aboard the dirigible. Their cheers of “Huzzah!” and “Bully!” can be heard across the clouds each night as billiards, laughter and camaraderie fill their fantastical flying frigate!

And there you have it folks, 5 of the most visual stunners in billiards right now straight from the 'gram. Have another breathtaking table we missed? Rack ‘em up in the comments! In the meantime, we’ll be busy manifesting a Powerball win so we can make room in our studio apartments for one of these sweet babies. Ciao for now! rides a penny-farthing bike into the sunset.